I love my job, I love the pay
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best
I love HIS boss and all the rest!
I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vacation.

I love my office, drab and grey
And piles of paper that grow each day,
I think my job is really swell

There’s nothing else I love so well
I love to work among my peers
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

(Compliments from Dr Seuss)

I love my computer and its software
I hug it often though it won’t care
I love each programme and every file,
I’d love them more if they worked sometimes.

I am happy to be here, I am I am
I am the happiest slave of the Firm I am
I love this work, I love the chores,
I love the meeting with the deadly bores

I love my job – and I’ll say it again
I even love those friendly men
Those friendly men who came today
In clean white coats to take me away.

Smiles from Jeanette (one of my favourite poems)